do you ever cry because you don’t live in new york city

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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late-dawnsandearly-sunsets:

I feel this on a spiritual level

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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lexistentially:

Bo Burnham understands.

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ccmadbox:

i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

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unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

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Person:  What state do you live in?
Me:  Denial.
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why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

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The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
Joanna Hoffman (via fassyy)
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