Lily: You know what’ll be stupid? If we made out. That would be so stupid. Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Robin: I care about you, Barney, and this kind of stuff, the emotional stuff, it’s not your thing. I thought I’d save you the trouble.
Barney: Maybe I don’t wanna be saved the trouble. maybe I want the trouble. I haven’t wanted the trouble in a long time, but with you the trouble doesn’t seem so…troubling. I don’t know, I guess I thought you felt the same way.
Robin: Hey, Schmosby, remember when you dookied on our couch in the form of your idiot high school friend?
[Robin, giggling, starts punching Barney in the arm]
I got this. II.
I love you, Robin Scherbatsky.
Barney: Hey robin, it’s Barndoor. Guess what, I’m open.
Robin: Hey, Barndoor. Hang on, I’m getting another call… Hello?
Ted: Hey robin, it’s Teddy Bear, need a little honey? rwaaarrrr