Lily: You know what’ll be stupid? If we made out. That would be so stupid. Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Robin: Hey, Schmosby, remember when you dookied on our couch in the form of your idiot high school friend?
[Robin, giggling, starts punching Barney in the arm]
I got this. II.
I love you, Robin Scherbatsky.